Conducting serious business since 1997.

Conducting serious business since 1997.

hi, i'm jessica

Be right back! In the meantime, you can contact me using the links at the bottom of the page, and/or enjoy a countdown of some fast facts about me:

1 - of 5 kids in my family. I came in fourth
2 - number of religions I grew up with (ethnically Jewish, raised Christian)
3 - the number of languages I can speak: English, Spanish, French
4 - the number of approved foods I had when I was young (pizza, burgers, hot dogs, spaghetti)
5 - countries I’ve traveled to: England, France, Italy, Turkey, Belize
6 - the number of Xangas I coded and designed when Xanga was cool
7 - the number of TV shows I have in my queue at any given time
8 - the age when I wrote my first screenplay. It was set in medieval times, the protagonist’s name was Hannah, and it was semi-based on Cupid and Psyche. It was all for naught when my mom’s laptop crashed, but that’s probably a good thing
9 - the age I was when I finished reading through my family’s bookshelves
10 - the number of years I was homeschooled (kindergarten through 9th grade). I’m totally normal, except for when I’m not
500+ - the number of times someone’s made a joke about my last name
Infinite - the number of foods I will consume now at any time of day